I want a Sunday kind of love / A love past Saturday night / And I'd like to know it's more than just love at first sight.

Congratulations to Ashleigh G. from Windmill, New Mexico! Not only does she live in fucking WINDMILL (and that's some badass Don Quixote shit if I ever heard it), but she won the Girl Scout lip balm set. Now her lips will be cookie-scented and moisturized. What more could you want? Well, maybe you want actual Girl Scout cookies.

Fun fact: Thin Mints are the second-highest selling cookie in America.
The highest seller? Oreos. Which are sold year-round in groceries.
Cheaters.

Our next contest is to give away one box of each of the three most popular Girl Scout cookie varieties: 1 box Thin Mints, 1 box Samoas/Caramel deLites, and 1 box Tagalongs/Peanut Butter Patties. I can't eat Girl Scout cookies (none of them are vegan - though, they are all Kosher), but I am buying these to support my troop in our efforts to go camping and donate to the National Resources Defense Council.
What do you have to do to win them? Just send me an e-mail at anarchistgirlscout@gmail.com with the name of your favorite Girl Scout cookie in the subject line. I'll pick one person on February 19th to win the three cookie boxes and e-mail him or her for the address. Good luck!
P.S. Rest in peace, Etta James! Tell my grandmother that I miss her . . . the two of you should hang out. I think you'd be friends!